For ages, people in the know about FIFA have been advising England that they are potentially wasting vast sums of money on a 2018 World Cup bid which will go nowhere. This month, the FA are scurrying around trying to placate the spotlessly incorruptible CONCAF chieftain Jack Warner, who fearless investigative journalist Andrew Jennings (pictured) has suggested is less than worthy to star in a Dixon of Dock Green remake. Now we learn that the USA will launch a counter-bid. And, guess what? JW believes the best location for the World Cup in 2018 is... the Americas. Failing that, anywhere but England, I'd guess.